Yesterday it was announced that Marc Marquez will not race again this season after his motocross accident that kept him out of the Portugal race.
A statement from his doctor said he had “Paralysis of the fourth right nerve with involvement of the right superior oblique muscle”. But that’s just medical-fancy talk for his eye going for a bit of a burton.
This injury is the latest in a seemingly continual flow of freak accidents. But are Marc’s injuries all just bad luck? Of course not. They’re all thanks to MGPN’s unique Voodoo doll that lets you channel your inner hatred on the damaged Spanish rider.
Why not buy it for the bitter Rossi fan in your life?
Does it work? Yes. But don’t just take our word for it!
“I’ve this doll for 14 months now and mainly have been concentrating on the eyes. And then, almost instantaneously, I read that he fell off his bike and knackered up his peepers. That can’t be a coincidence right?” H Marco, Austria
“This reminds me of that doll that I was handed when I was a child to show the judge where I’d been touched by my uncle.” Anon
“The dog had a go at my Marquez voodoo doll and tore the stitching out of his arm. Since then Marc’s been moaning about his shoulder hasn’t he? Seems even canines don’t like cheats!” A Salucci, Italy
“Do they do a Carl Fogarty version?” N Hodgson, UK
“I ordered mine and it got lost in the post and never arrived. Then I read Marc didn’t turn up for the Portugal race – I couldn’t be any happier with the results of this doll” G Adams, NI
“When does my doll come out?” J Mir, Spain
“My Verstappen doll seems to be broken” L Hamilton, UK