Regular readers may have noticed a worrying drop in the number of quality articles MGPN has delivered these past few days. The stock markets would confirm this.
Had we finally taken our finger off the pulse? Were we being held prisoner by an inferior rival website? Had we forgotten our login details?
Sadly it was none of those exciting options. Instead it was that cheeky Chinese bugger Mr Corona Virus that infiltrated our immune systems and left us sweating buckets and coughing up our lungs for almost a week. It was a bleak period when at times we felt so ill that even Andrea Iannone’s lifestyle choices failed to make us laugh uncontrollably. Worse still there was only F1 to watch.
Thankfully we’re on the mend so normal service will resume.
But how did we get it? Grainy CTTV footage from the Chicken Cottage over the road shows an ex-ginger man wiping his contaminated bald head on our door handles. Coincidence?